Emily: "Daddy..."
Me: "Yes?"
Emily: "Where are the flower gardens?"
Me: "Why, they're right behind you silly!"
Emily: "Oh no...I ain't fallin' for that yo...I turn around and the next thing I know I have a wedgie the size of Nebraska."
Me: "But sweetheart, it really is right behind-"
Emily: "You tryin' to play me pops?"
Me: "Alright, just forget the whole thing!"
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