Epcot Center
Me: "So this is Epcot...yeah...that ball's pretty big...I guess..."
Man #1: "Is the ball going to crush us?"
Woman #1: "We're all going to die!"
Man #2: "What's keeping it up? Why isn't it rolling away?"
Me: "Oh for the love of...it hasn't gone anywhere in 40 years and it ain't about to now! Get a grip folks."
Paul: "Who wants to hear 'I Wanna Hold Your Money?' "
John: "What about 'She Loves Your Money Yeah Yeah Yeah'? "
George: "How about 'And I Love Her Money'? "
Ringo: "Guys...we've changed. Didn't it used to be about the music?"
Paul: "Yeah, but then we came here and...now it's about the pounds...(sigh)"
Me: "So this is the Tower Of Terror eh? What's so terrorizing about it?"
Bystander: "Oh it's dreadfully scary! You sit in an elevator and go up up up then down down down! Over and over until you toss your cookies!"
Me: "Um, yeah, I want to ride that...?"
Me: "Is it just me or is that guitar hideously oversized?"
Steven Tyler: "It might just be you...but it does appear to be kind of big..."
Joe Perry: "No, it might just be the way he's looking at it..."
Me: "Hey! I didn't ask for public opinion!"
Steven and Joe: "Well EXCU-U-USE US!" (runs off crying)
Me: "Aw man...I made Aerosmith cry..."
To be honest, there are lots more pictures I want to showcase here but the picture loader is being an absolute pain to use right now. And no, it's not me. I haven't changed anything I'm doing. Ah well. I will really try to get them on here.
They passed this 'memorandum' at work yesterday about internet and e-mail policies. Without going into specifics, I think it means we can go anywhere we want as long as it isn't these specific sites...and I think you know which ones I mean. So we shall see. I can't believe they need to explain their explanation. It was about as clear as a windshield on a road trip.
Emmy started kindergarten this week!! She is getting to be so big. What are we gonna do with her? Apparently there was some kind of stamp pad incident where the teacher had to sign her folder but Emmy has assured me she will be a better listener in the future. Good enough for me I say!
Zach is about 70% ready to start walking. We had to lower his crib since he like towers over the railing when he stands up in there. He's getting big too! In like 2 months he'll be off formula which for all the parents out there you know that's reason to celebrate!
We're going on a trip for Labor Day! Down to San Antonio to see Cari's cousin. After the Disneyworld trip I need a trip to unwind!
Nothing spiritmoving to say this week, other then always take advantage of the right moment and never be afraid to jump in the deep end. Sometimes you find loose change down there.
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