Monday, March 14, 2005

"The Apprentice"

Well...watched my show last night...ol' John got the heave-ho...he was "The Negotiator" for the celebrities...and, according to the Donald...did a horrible job. That's the price you pay when there's 1st place and 2nd place, right? Somebody wins, somebody loses.

AND NOW...DONALD TRUMP'S SECRETARY ROBIN LISTS THE TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOUNCE TO THE LOSING TEAM THAT MR. TRUMP IS READY TO SEE THEM:

10. "They're ready for you"
9. "They're ready for you now"
8. "Mr. Trump is ready to see you now"
7. "It's time to go into the boardroom now"
6. "They're ready for you in the boardroom now"
5. "They're expecting you in the boardroom now"
4. "Time to go see Mr. Trump"
3. "They're ready to see you now"
2. "Mr. Trump is expecting you"

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO ANNOUNCE TO THE LOSING TEAM THAT MR. TRUMP IS READY TO SEE THEM NOW:

1. "Time to go get fired...tee hee"

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