
And now, Barry Bonds' press conference on the accusations of steroid use:
"For the last time, I didn't know what my trainer was giving me!"
"He said it was a kind of balm...or lotion...I forgot what he told me..."
"I don't know how my size doubled but I know that steroids had NOTHING to do with it!"
"Alright, that's it! All you mother f***ers can get out of my training room right now! It's time for my...balm..."

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