My rake has returned!!...What the...?

It happened again. My rake, which I didn't even know was missing, suddenly appears on my front porch! I mean...what the heck is going on around here!? Either I'm imagining not having any of these things when in fact I did...or I'm the victim of like the worst burglar ever! Well, whatever they're up to, all I have to say is...keep it up! And stay tuned whoever comes across this blog...coming up I have some pictures of the most disgusting thing ever advertised on a fast food marquee sign.