...he's a demon on wheels! I remember when TV Guide came out with their list of the 50 Greatest Television Moments...and the final episode of Speed Racer was one of them! Could not believe it. Anyone remember what it was about? No? Well let me refresh your memory. For years Speed Racer had dueled with his arch-nemesis RacerX. RacerX was always dressed in black and you never got to see his face. But then...finally...in the last episode...he took off his helmet...and it was Speed Racer's brother!
Neo: "Morpheus..."
Morpheus: "Yes...what is it Neo?"
Neo: "How come women turn me down in the Matrix?"
Morpheus: "(sigh) It's not like the HoloDeck from Star Trek Neo...girls in the Matrix have minds...and opinions...plus..."
Neo: "Plus? Plus what?"
Morpheus: "It's...the coat Neo...really creeps the rest of us out."
Wolverine: "Who has my nailclippers?"
Cyclops: "I think I saw the weedwhacker in the garage...ha ha"
Wolverine: "Grrr..."
Wolverine quickly rips Cyclops to shreds)
Wolverine: "Who's laughin' now pretty boy."
More like Anna Voluptious if you ask me! No wonder Hugh Jackman jumped the gun to be in this flick!
Picard: "Who stole my Viagra?"
Riker: "Not me."
Worf: "Not me."
Barclay: "Not me"
LaForge: "Not me."
Data: "I was curious."
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